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Sunday, April 4th, 2010I Received a Vibrator as a Secret Santa Imagine My Surprise
Sunday, April 4th, 2010Secret Santa’s are one of the ways our office has fun at Christmas time, but imagine the surprise I got when my Secret Santa turned out to be a vibrator?
If you aren’t sure what a Secret Santa is, it is when you all have a gift cap of say and you each draw the name of someone you have to purchase a gift for. We do it in the office every Christmas season, and who the hell drew my name and bought me a vibrator??
Sex toys are great fun, and more and more people are indulging themselves with these goodies.
Even though sex toys are great fun and I love my collection, I was much more intrigued by who might have thought I needed one. Or worse yet, who knew I collected them. My sexual proclivities are not something I share with colleagues, not even the girls in the office.
The worst bit was that when we got our gifts at the Christmas do, everyone encourages you to open yours and when I did, I was the only one to receive a vibrator. Some people got CD’s, books, vouchers and the receptionist even got a teddy bear, but no other sex toys, pills, potions, or novelties were evident.
The look on my bosses face was classic, the look on mine must have been better. I am a real blusher, being a natural red-head, and to be honest this was one time I wished I could have done the ostrich burying its head in the sand trick.
Of course everyone wanted to get a closer look, but I didn’t want too much of a scene, although this was actually too late. So I just bundled the vibrator back into the torn gift wrap and popped it into my handbag, however the damage was done.
But the speculation had started and everyone was giggling and whispering, trying to figure out who could have bought this. Trying to diffuse the situation only seemed to make them worse, and they were asking everyone if they had bought it for me, even the peopl! e who hadn’t seen it, so by now everyone knew.
I was the one with reputation for being quiet and even a bit antisocial, and this was why the tongues were wagging so much. But strangely enough this was the next vibrator I had planned to purchase.
To this day, it remains a mystery, and next year at the Christmas Party, my co-workers clamored round me to see what I had got again. Obviously I didn’t want to open it, but they all egged me on.
I didn’t want to open it just in case, but it looked safe enough, so they egged me on and I opened it, hoping like hell it wasn’t porn. Fortunately it wasn’t, but the gift I got gave me the creeps even more. It was a DVD I had wanted for a long time and had not got around to buying. By now I was beginning to believe I had a secret stalker, not a Secret Santa!!
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