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Does Penis Size Relate To Confidence

Friday, July 16th, 2010

There is absolutely nothing new about the search for male penis enhancement techniques, gadgets and preparations. These have been used through the ages and some ancient techniques such as jelquing are still used today. The end result generally sought by men, is not necessarily to be a stallion in the sack, although this is a good side-effect, the end result sought is confidence.

It seems stupid in this day and age that male confidence is often directly related to the size of a mans penis. This is a man thing, same as ladies have ladies things. Size matters to many men, and lack of it (both confidence and penile size) often results in damage to the male ego men are desperate to Make Penis Bigger.

10% matter and 90% mind, sex is a very strange creature. However tell a man that if he has a small penis and he is still going to want to change things. Fortunately there are a lot of male penis enhancement techniques and tools on the market and many of them work.

Men feel this way as it is an ancient, almost genetic factor, which is very much a part of their psyche. This is on a baser level, so no matter how civilized we become, it is still inherent. Many responses at this level which don’t belong in the world we live in today are inherent, that’s just the way things are.

With drugs, even if they say they are natural, there is always a risk of chemical enhancers being dangerous. These generally pose a threat to heart health and may cause elevated blood pressure, diabetes etcetera.

We are always reading and hearing about male penis enhancement drugs; even natural products, being recalled as they are bad for blood pressure and may exacerbate heart problems.

However there are deices available which extend the penis. These work in such a way as to increase the blood and oxygen flow to the penis area and this in turn aids longer, thicker erections.

Think about it logically for a moment, if you go to the gym, you muscles get toned, they become stronger. Target specific muscles with exercise, and they become even more toned. The same applies to male penis enhancement.

Just as when you train your body on the Super Circuit, training your penis will tone and enhance its function allowing for better muscle tone and bigger, harder erections. Target your man muscle and get in shape.

The fact that male penis enhancement will boost your confidence is without a doubt. It might not change the world, but when you walk around, knowing that you have a rocket in your pocket that will impress the ladies, it makes all the difference in the world. Rampant male virility was the territory of ancient gods and kings.

ts Easy Selling Sex Toys, Is All About Selling Pleasure, and This People Buy

Friday, July 16th, 2010

Selling pleasure is not a difficult thing to do and Sex Toy Parties have become an integral part of the marketing methods for the adult wholesale industry. Doing this is much more fun than selling Tupperware, or even Avon for that matter, and women, men and couples alike are lapping up these products.

Sex toy parties are shopping for arousal, and this is something every woman should do. Keep a special drawer set aside for adult indulgence.

With a box or drawer set aside, containing a selection of role play outfits, sexy lingerie, sexy top and other goodies. Whenever the urge to play comes upon you, you will be ready to go. Have you ever had the urge to include a little play in your sex? You should, sex it the way adults play!

Arousal and shopping used in the same breath does not mean trawling the street of the local red light district. It’s about indulging yourself with sex toys, lingerie, lotions and potions, and even chocolate body paint or edible underwear.

In the majority it is women who shop who attend sex toy parties. First their curiosity is piqued, and when they see how much fun they are having, they fight to be next to host a party. Some sex toy sales people have calendars booked up for months in advance.

Sex toy parties are attended by women who shop, driven by arousal, they are a laugh a minute and very entertaining. Getting into this sales market is simple if you have a good sense of humor and the need to start making money from home.

In the future, it looks to me as though everyone will be self employed, we will all be selling something, a product or a service, and the sooner you get into this the better. Millions, world-wide are now self employed because of the opportunities provided from selling sex toys for example.

Getting involved in the provision of sex toy parties can be done part time, while still working another job, and when it takes off – and it will. It can then become a full time occupation.

Adult Toy distributor which is essentially the business of selling pleasure is taken very seriously. It is a billion dollar industry, which makes it a main stream industry, and more young adults than ever before are spending more ready income than ever before on toys, gadgets, gizmos and goodies for their own pleasure.

Having fun and loving what you do while you work has to be the ultimate kind of job to have, and for those who dare, the risk definitely reaps reward. You really cannot beat this idea for a business!

My Exciting Handjob Experience at the Theater

Friday, July 16th, 2010

Last night was quite hot and I was getting bored alone in the pad. I decided to go out and have some fun instead. So I put on some cool casual clothes and went out for a stroll. I saw that a nice porn movie was playing at the local seedy theater and I thought I would rather go in a spend a few exciting hours there. I quickly purchased a ticket and got right in.

The movie was already on and I was greeted by the actress’ titties. It was a sex scene going on and people signalled me to sit down, quite impatient with me. I sank into the first seat I found vacant and got submerged into the movie.

The actor was now putting his cock into the actress’ cunt. I was amazed at how her pussy looked on that big screen. I fished out my cock from my shorts and looked around. In the ambient light of the theater I could see that almost everyone was wanking there. I started caressing my cock too. I eased my legs so that I could jerk off more easily.

And then it began to happen. Someone put their hand right on my dick. It was the person sitting in the next seat. I took a closer look at the profile. It was a girl! She was grabbing my cock now! And I could swear she winked at me. Well, who lets an opportunity like this go by? I gave up my entire cock into her obviously expert hands.

I wanted a piece of her as well. I got my hand into her skirt. She didn’t do anything that said I wasn’t supposed to do that. In fact, she parted her legs a bit and I could explore her better. It was quite hot what was happening on the screen right about now and here as well things were quite steamy. The girl’s pussy was moist already and I was enjoying fingering her, my ideal sex partner.

Her hand began masturbating my cock. I was elated. Her other hand was on my balls. She was playing with them gently and giving me immense pleasure.

However, the slut wanted more than just that. She got my T-shirt off, and I didn’t resist, and began slightly nibbling at my nipples. My hand was still inside her wet pussy and I started stimulating it all the more now. She went down as well, from my balls to my asshole. She began fucking my asshole with her finger!

The guy on the screen was totally about to come now. I couldn’t stand it anymore either. I let go just as the man on the screen did, releasing a barrelful of cum on her hand. About the same moment, she quivered with a shattering climax as well.

So many times have I visited that particular theater after that and many times I have found her. She’s always on the seat next to me. I demand that particular seat anyway.

My Blind Date From Hell Couldn’t Wait to Get Me Home – His Home

Friday, July 16th, 2010

I have done my fair share of intimate dating , in fact when meeting men online became the way to meet men I took to it like a duck to water. I have only every had one really bad experience and this wasn’t so bad really, just incredibly pushy and when my blind date just couldn’t wait to get home, I have to be honest, I actually wanted to run!

I still have the feeling that this was a pretty narrow escape, why, I don’t know, simply instinct I suppose.

There was nothing unduly strange in the run-up to the day, I felt the guy was a bit “obvious”, but intimate dating was a means to an end for me after my divorce and I actually quite enjoyed the excitement of it all.

He collected me from my home – bad idea, I should have met him on my own recognizance. From the moment I got in the car, octopus hands, couldn’t keep his hand off me. I have no problem with intimacy or intimate dating, but I want to invite a man into my space, not have him assume that is where he should immediately be.

He seemed to assume immediately that he could enter my space and this was freaky. We only went to a local restaurant, so that was good, I could still cut and run if I got too uncomfortable I thought.

He was well read, intelligent, a businessman and he dabbled in creative writing in his spare time, much like me. But he walked me into the restaurant with his hands all over me and walked me out the same way, somehow I didn’t feel comfy. I thought I would give him the benefit of another half hour of my company when he suggested tea.

We drove into one of the more affluent suburbs of our city and I though he was taking me to a hotel lounge or something for tea. When we pulled up at a complex of townhouses, I realized my blind date couldn’t wait to get me home – to his home.

I asked where we were going and he told me for tea, so I went along with this. His home was beautiful, but the minute we got in the door, he didn’t go to put the kettle on, his hands were everywhere, unzipping my pants, up my top, but everywhere and I was trying not to be a prude, but it was becoming more and more difficult for me to cope.

This mans hands were everywhere and not matter where I move them from they found another spot. I swear he had 4 pairs of arms and the hands to match, but I didn’t like this, especially when he pinned me down and started sucking my nipples.

Then I asked him to take me home, I heaved a sigh of relief when he agreed, but he still didn’t get the message. I was trying to play it cool so I could get home un-violated. I should have trusted my first instincts with this guy, but I didn’t, fortunately I did get home in one piece, but I learned a valuable lesson about intimate dating.

Fucking My Real Estate Agent Saved Me a Fortune On My Condo

Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010

My girlfriends are a laugh a minute and there are a handful of them who have entertained us over the years with their stories of how they have fucked a workman or salesman to get a discount on a service or product. I fucked my real estate agent for this recently and it worked. I never believed the girls before, but it’s all true.

Because I was a first time condo buyer, the real estate agent explained to be me that I wouldn’t get a mortgage unless I was financially prepared to pay a hefty deposit. They were looking at 10 – 15%. I had found the condo of my dreams, but it needed some work, so I was either going to have to find something cheaper or get financially creative.

This is not just one of those sex fantasy’s you read about, I can assure you this really happened!

I decided to get financially creative and called my real estate agent. I asked him to meet me to see if there wasn’t some other way we could structure this deal. He has the inside straight with bankers, and I was pretty sure he could do something.

We met the next day and I was honest with him, I just didn’t want to pay such a huge deposit. He said he would make some calls and see just what he could to. After a short while he was back with me and said he had arranged something, but he wanted a favor too.

He didn’t mince words, cut to the chase and said “sex for favors”. Caramba! So, it had finally come to that for me too. He was fat, sweaty, fifty if he was a day and looked like he might die of a heart attack if he got too excited. But I wanted the condo!

When I think about what some of us girls will do to get what we want it makes me shudder. But I seduced him, fucked his brains out right here and then and earned my big fat discount on the deposit.

But it was worth it, I got my condo deposit free and the papers were ready for signature a few days later. What a girl won’t do when they want something badly enough!!

Unfortunately I had to fuck him again before I actually got to sign the papers, but fuck him I did and you know it actually wasn’t so bad. When someone is doing something really nice to you, it is not that difficult to be nice to them.

In the end it all turned out well, I got my dream condo, he got a couple of fucks out of an attractive blond, and I saved 000. This money paid for my brand new beech and aluminum kitchen and my spa bath!

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Here’s 72 Ways to Spice it Up

Thursday, May 27th, 2010

Say goodbye to ordinary, everyday lovemaking. This wonderful 72 step guide will show you how to make the most of your efforts and how to get the best rewards!

The Real Basics

1. The colors you choose to surround yourself with during your lovemaking can have more of an impact than you could possibly imagine. Red is the universal color of passion, and always a good color of choice.

2. A research survey done by Masters and Johnson has shown that the outer areas of a woman’s vagina is the highest erogenous zones on her body, so teasing and tasting this area is sure to work up both her and you.

3. Introduce new ideas to your lady, such as having sex in places other than the bedroom. The shower is always a good place to start, then as you both get more adventurous, maybe outdoors?

4. An exciting idea is to book a hotel room for the night. Make sure this hotel room has a large bathtub. So many movies feature a sex/lovemaking scene in a bathtub, so why not give it a try.

5. Mutual oral sex is a wonderful part of foreplay or even a good substitute for full sex. There are even vibrating toys available that you attach to your tongue enabling you to go that little bit further.

6. Sex needn’t be just about sex; you should know that. Make things interesting. How about playing a very sexy game like strip poker or something like that which adds to the passion and serves as a wonderful prelude to a night full of sex? Search the Internet for more such sex games.

7. Women are perennially complaining about not coming to their orgasms. Well, there are things that could help. One of the ways you could do this is to place a pillow below the butt which raises the vaginal area to an optimal position. This is a great position for getting the most optimum contact of the penis with the clitoris, always helping in reaching earth-shattering orgasms.

8. A very interesting way to have sex would be if the man sits on top of a washing machine. Seriously! A washing machine can give some great vibrations that add to the thrust factor. The woman should then clamber over the man and allow the man to penetrate her while he is still on the machine.

9. Just remember to make sure the machine is on a long wash cycle. Nothing breaks the mood easier than being done too soon.

10. If you regularly use a vibrator or other sex toys, do not be afraid to let your partner know. You want to be sure that you both get the maximum pleasure from your experience and if a vibe gets you off then that is what you should use. You will find that your partner is just as excited about it as you are.

11. Never forget to communicate with your partner. You will never be left satisfied if you don’t let him know exactly what you want and where you want it. You must also ask him what he wants and how he wants it. He may ask you to do things that make you uncomfortable but you could always try it out.

12. Get to know your man’s penis by masturbating him. Ask him what he likes or get him to show you how he masturbates himself. Men are just as different as women as how they please themselves. Once you have learned what he likes, you can then introduce other things like cock-rings.

13. Smell. The sense of smell is extremely important to good sex. Let your man smell you all over. You will love it when he rubs his nose against the different parts of your body and we aren’t just talking about the genitals.

14. There are certain things that you should feed your man; they can make his cum taste all the more better. A list of things you could include in his diet are lemon, cardamom, peppermint and cinnamon.

15. Make sure neither yourself or your partner eat strong smelling foods like onions or garlic otherwise your may find yourself or him put off by the odour.

16. Onions and garlic can also effect the taste of your sperm, even if you ate them days ago. The same is also true for foods like asparagus, curry and chilli.

17. Try outdoor sex sometime; it is really exhilarating. However, you have to be cautious to do it very carefully or you could be arrested J Try having sex in your own yard when night falls or on a lone highway when you are driving through.

18. If your man is too busy to have sex with you, you can effectively seduce him this way. When he is sitting on his chair, working, get below the table and start licking his cock through his pants. No man can resist that!

The Right Sex Position Means a Lot

19. The missionary position is the most timeworn, most guaranteed position for a sex episode of night. It allows your man to penetrate you to the highest degree and leads to ultimate satisfaction to both of you.

20. The missionary position also has a little secret. When you are laying on your back in this position, your vaginal canal gets folded and becomes shorter making your man feel he has a larger penis.

21. You could also try just letting your man lie on top of you, face down, when you are lying on a bed on your back. This position allows both of you to feel each other’s bodies to the maximum limit and creates the greatest degree of arousal.

22. Have your lady ride you like a cowgirl. This is a great way to break the routing of the missionary position.

23. If you like anal sex or just want to do something a little different, try doggy style. A man get a much different sensation on his penis in this position.

24. The spoon position is something that usually happens in the afterglow of sex. But why not try it as a sexual position instead? Enter your partner from behind, either anally or vaginally.

25. The spoons position can also be used for mutual masturbation. Placing your penis between her thighs and rubbing back and forth is sure to excite you both, you will be rubbing against her clitoris as you do this.

Table Manners - Sex!

26. There are many ways in which you can bring food into your sexual act and make things much more interesting. Ice-cream has a great reputation for that. You could try a wonderful experiment by sticking an ice-cream cone over his penis and then licking at the ice-cream on it. He will be totally turned on, for sure!

27. Fruit and vegetables can also be a lot of fun. If you are both game for it, things like carrots or bananas can be inserted into various orifices.

28. Try this sexy little bedroom game. Paint 12 squares on your man’s body. Number each square and then put a different item of food in each square. Get him to call out a number and then you have to eat that item without using your hands.

29. Cucumber can make for a very fun experience too. Cool it down completely, then cut it into half and rub it on each other’s bodies. Cucumber has special effects when rubbed on the genitals—you have to just check out these experiences.

30. Alcohol is also a great sex tool, and no, not drinking it. Bubbly champagne tickles if poured on a naked body.

31. Ice cubes can be great fun, but why not liven it up with something a little out of the ordinary? Try using frozen berries or frozen fruit instead.

32. Are you one of those that think a good chocolate is like good sex? Well you are right. Chocolate has many ingredients in it which stimulate the same regions as sex does. Chocolate is a must in any good romp. Cheese also includes a lot of similar chemicals and should not be forgotten.

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33. Did you know that a great kick start to any morning sex session is a cereal with almonds and apples? Give it a try.

34. There are several mood foods for sex. Avocado is one. Try it out.

35. As mentioned before, champagne can be a great sex aid, but it is also good to drink. It makes your tongue tingle and therefore makes it more sensitive when kissing. Try holding a small amount in your mouth and then swallow it just before kissing your man.

36. A good hint is to always keep some breath mints handy. You never know when you may find yourself about to kiss someone.

Unleash the Passion

37. You must have heard that all men like to be masturbated by their women. When doing so, don’t be too gentle on him; he won’t like it. Jack his rod in a vertical back and forth direction without bending his penis. Keep a firm grip but don’t bend the penis too much. He will like it this way. You could also ask him to masturbate in front of you and you can do it too and learn from each other J

38. Allow him to deep throat you. When he does that, the head of his penis touches the back of your throat and gets some electric sensations. You can easily deep throat your partner if he stands and you take his cock in your mouth in a kneeling position with your head slightly tilted backward.

39. Most women aren’t expert at deep throating. They find it painful and uncomfortable. If you feel that way too, then you can at least get the head of his cock to rub against the roof of your mouth, i.e. the palate. Keep a very firm grip on the portion of his penis shaft that is outside your mouth.

40. A lot of women think that a man likes to have his penis licked up and down like a lolly. This isn’t always the case and if it is something you will have to tell her how you want it.

41. Just sucking up and down on your man’s penis can actually be quite boring for him, try rubbing the base of his cock with your hand as you suck away on the head.

42. Music is a must during sex. It helps to relax you and your partner and also helps you to focus on the task at hand.

43. If you like having your anus explored, don’t be afraid to ask. If your lady is a little put off by this, try using a slim vibrator, dildo, anal toy or even a candle. Have your lady give you oral sex as she slowly inserts the item into your anus.

44. Viewing pornography together before sex can be very arousing. See if you can both sit through a whole movie watching other people fuck without jumping each other.

Carnal Pleasures and Animal Positions

45. Do you know how gorillas do it? These big animals actually spend very little time in the real sexual penetration part of it. But they have a very long foreplay in which they mostly groom each other. You can do this whole ritual as well. Give each other a bath, scrub each other’s back and so on. You will feel the heat coming on!

46. Another animal that can teach us a lesson or two is the seal. Seals can be quite aggressive when having sex; they actually bite each other. Today, biting has been scientifically proven to be a great precursor to sex, because it stimulates blood in the area and makes it more sexually receptive. So, try some gentle biting, or some hard biting.

47. Talk about the giant water bug, the male of which can go on asexual episode for as much as a day and a half without stopping! His male ego will definitely be aroused.

Get into Your Man’s Mind

48. Try this . When you have your woman on top of you encourage her to move in other ways than just backwards and forwards, have her rotate her hips. Also have her slide up towards the tip of your penis and then back down til she is fully and deeply penetrated.

49. Have some quick drying alcohol such as vodka ready with you. When you are into the mood for sex, take a swig of it and then lick him on the nipples and the nape of his neck. Then allow the vodka to dry. You could actually assist the whole thing by lightly blowing air on it. He is going to enjoy this to no end.

50. If you are too shy to just go ahead and touch your man, try standing behind him,with your nipples touching his back. Bring your hands to his front and touch his penis and nipples and lightly masturbate him. Gradually increase the force.

51. The classic girl wrap position is always a sure hit. You have to be a bit athletic for it but it is worth the effort; you can allow your man to penetrate you fully.

52. Ask your lady to keep an item of clothing on, this can lead to huge suspense. Maybe she leaves on an item of underwear or a pair of high heel shoes or boots. Maybe suggest she give you a little striptease and then you tell her to stop before she strips it all off.

53. Another great—sorry, very great—thing for men is to give them a nice little licking when they are still limp. Just go under and give them some great swirls of the tongue and see how they harden up. This will be a great prelude to a great sexual episode. Plus, it also gives you the great confidence that you can make your man hard with just a few simple maneuvers.

54. If you want great sexual experiences every time, you will have to work on it. Try some vaginal exercises known as kegels. These exercises make the muscles in your vaginal area tighter, which means a much better sexual experience for both of you.

55. Have you heard about Ben-Wa balls? These are not mere sex toys. If you use them regularly, you can actually make your vagina much harder and sexier.

56. When you are performing about oral sex, don’t just go about pleasing your man with your mouth. The peripheral things that you do are important. You should use your hands often as well. Use them to stimulate his nipples and his anus and his prostate while you are sucking him. No man will resist that.

57. Masturbation and oral sex can become extremely important when you cannot have penetrating sex, such as if you are pregnant or having your periods. Try searching for new ways to stimulate your partner through such techniques.

58. It is a myth that women come to orgasm only when they are penetrated. It is not important actually. A man can easily stimulate her G spot or clitoris and bring her to an earth shattering climax. Try educating your man on how to do this.

59. You can use your bra, stocking or panties to great effect. Just take them off sexily and tie his penis, at the shaft. This will really send him into another world. Now make things more exciting by beginning to tease him all over with your tongue and your fingertips. Keep pulling the garment tighter so that he starts feeling more and more of the wonderful sensation.

60. Kinky is great for most people. Try it out. Tie up your man, and lick him all over. If he doesn’t like being done that, you could just hold him by the wrists and have him to yourself, just as you want it.

61. When performing oral sex on your lady, the correct way is to swirl your tongue in the opening of her vagina and then slide your tongue upwards and flick it over the clitoris, some women also enjoy having their labia sucked.

62. Say it with mirrors! It is so hot to see yourself and your partner in action. Truly incredible.

63. You could go all out and try recording the whole thing on camera as well. The very idea that you are making your own porn movie makes most people come.

64. Try the sideways position when your partner is performing oral sex on you. Lie on your side with one leg on the bed and the other leg in the air.

65. Why not massage each other with oil and then slip slide all over each other?

66. Show your man how to find your G-Spot and exactly how to stimulate it to the best effect.

67. Do the dishes naked. And ask your man to go about his normal routine naked too. You won’t know how much you are turning on your partner when you are doing this.

68. You could have some great excitement if you choose the right clothes and the right ambiance. Go shopping and buy some sexy lingerie, something that your partner hasn’t seen you in ever. Then set up some candles and either cook or order some great dinner. When he comes over, give him a surprise. It would set the right mood for a night full of fun.

69. Masturbation is quite important. You need to masturbate your man during foreplay. It sets the right mood for everything else that is to follow.

70. Don’t only use your hands. although hands are important, you need to use everything you have got. Use your eyes to see your partner, use your nose to smell him, use your tongue to lick him and use your body to seduce him.

71. have your lady shave or wax off all her pubic hair for a nice treat.

72. Contact with your partner is the most important thing. Touching each other from head to toe. Discovering each others wants and needs. Enjoy every part of each other. This is what makes sex fantastic.

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My First Vibrator Helped to Make My Marriage Complete

Saturday, May 22nd, 2010

It is strange that so small a thing can make such a difference to your life as I was to find that my marriage was not complete until I got my first vibrator. Female toys can make a huge improvement to your sex life, and once I discovered the orgasm, I realized just how important this was.

Sex and marriage work hand in hand and gone are the days when women are expected to lie flat on their backs and not take any pleasure in this side of the marriage. This sort of thing can actually make or break a relationship.

It is not only about the sex act, it is about being able to achieve a state of total intimacy and this takes a good deal of trust.

I received an invitation to an adult party plan party and had no idea what it was all about at the time. Now I have been to loads of these parties and even hosted a couple myself just because I like female toys. A colleague sent me the invite and I only accepted it because I liked her and wanted to become friends.

When I arrived at her home that Saturday, a lot of ladies had arrived before me and the atmosphere was thick with excitement. I still didn’t know what it was all about so Bev explained in and to be frank I was quite nervous.

It was good fun, the girls were already having a good time.

We were fascinated as the adult party plan lady unpacked all her female toys, potions, lotions, underwear, role play outfits and novelties, and crowded around her like excited children around a magician. Her talk was funny, empathetic, inspiring and educational and I was suitably impressed enough to make a purchase.

My husband and I had spoken about it, but both being a bit ignorant about the importance of mutual fulfillment, had not really allowed it to bug us or pursue it any further.

She recommended that I purchase a bullet vibrator to start off with, reckoning that these items are the best way to introduce female toys into a relationship. She explained that they do not threaten the man as being a penis replacement and they certainly get the job done, so I ordered a powerful two bullet, waterproof unit and a big bottle of cherry motion lotion as well as a French maids outfit.

When I told my hubby about everything I had seen and heard at the Adult Party Plan party, as well as what I had ordered, he was as excited as me for the package to arrive. It did and we had a lot of fun experimenting with my new female toys. I am not going to go into detail, but I now have quite a collection of role play outfits, female toys and other stuff, and we now realize that sex is the way grown ups play.

I Had My First Experience on a Sex Swing and Giggled Like a Child

Wednesday, May 19th, 2010

Sex is the way we adults play and it can be even more fun with an accessory like and adult swing. It is perfect for adding some excitement to your sex play and believe it or not, if you have a bad back, the swing is one of the least painful ways to have sex.

My first adult swing experience saw a revolution come about in my sex life. I found out about these toys, when I was writing reviews of sex toys strangely enough, and when I showed my B/F, he agreed we should get one.

I have already got a box full of toys and we like sex, but we are getting a bit older now and there is nothing quite as horrible as having your hip go into spasm, or your leg cramp while in the throes of passion. The adult swing helps avoid these difficult and often embarrassing situations from arising as we have found out to our abject pleasure.

The adult swing has been features as a very amusing anecdote in an episode of Sex in the City as well as on a number of late night TV "adult" shows.

Just in case you believe this may be a problem, installation of the adult is really simple and it arrives pre-assembled. Remember when the kids were little and they had those jumping things on springs. It fits like that into the doorway, only manufactured for adult use of course.

People who enjoy sex want to keep on doing it for as long as they can, I know I do. But sometimes the fun is sort of sucked out, sit in the adult swing - naked, and put your feet up in the stirrups, you will soon be giggling like a schoolgirl again with your pussy exposed for all the world to see.

We soon got going, swinging back and forth, his cock lapping my pussy every time I came close and soon, he just had to stick it in. The completely weightless feeling of him fucking me while all I needed to do was rock back and forth a little, was unexpectedly delicious and after I got over the giggles we were soon experimenting in a slew if different ways.

He likes it when I lap dance while he sits in the adult swing, but this item makes it simple to do all kinds of experiments with sex, and it is even better than underwater fucking.

Unfortunately throwing the manual away was not such a good idea and we had to retrieve it from the trash. It contains so many good ideas that we would never have though of, and apart from being stained by a teabag and half a peanut butter sandwich, it was ok after we wiped it down.

My first experience on an adult swing, was one of the sexiest moments of my life. I have only every really felt that exposed for my gynae, but this was fun, that was not. Your life and sex life in particular will never be the same again - go on, spoil yourselves.

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For A Pass I Fucked My Child’s Math Teacher After a Parents Night Became Hardcore

Friday, May 7th, 2010

You know I have never believed that you shouldn’t interfere between kids and their schoolteachers, I believe that is a recipe for disaster. However, one parent teachers night did get a bit hardcore when I fucked my daughters maths’ teacher for a pass. Although that is not exactly what happened, I may be a little jaded.

Sometimes kids and their teachers just don’t get on, this is a fact of life. I know that and my daughter just didn’t get on with her maths teacher, they hated each other at sight and this was affecting her marks.

Intimate dating rituals come in all shapes, sizes and formats. But this was beyond strange, even for someone as whacked out as me.

Mr. Fox was the dreaded teacher and I managed to get a meeting with him, he was hot. Although my daughter would have put her fingers down her throat and made retching noises if I said this to her. We actually has a lot to discuss and arranged to meet for coffee later.

Waiting just around the corner from the school at a local coffee shop, I felt a bit self-conscious, but "the Fox" arrived at about 9pm, and immediately put me at my ease. He didn’t seem to be too concerned about my child’s maths marks and told me not to worry about them, this was a minor worry.

Eventually after a few drinks he invited me back to his place, and I am ashamed to say I said yes. When we got there he didn’t mince words, just told me how much he would like to fuck me.

Hey, you know what, a fuck is a fuck, and if it comes my way and I like the guy, I go for it. So what if he is my kids math teacher, her marks couldn’t get worse - could they?

He got to the point and as we entered the front door pinned me up against the wall and stuck his hands up my skirt, pulling down my panties at the same time.

In this position it didn’t take too long before he had expended most of his energy and he came hard, squirting deep inside me.

When we eventually finished and he had climaxed explosively I asked him to mark my efforts. Laughing he gave me an A+. But contrary to what you may think, he actually made the effort to teach my child after that interlude. I am not sure if it’s because he enjoyed it so much, or if he was worried I would take him to the school board?

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AA Batteries and A Piece Of Plastic Saved My Marriage

Tuesday, May 4th, 2010

The words AA batteries and sex toys work hand in hand. As women have become freer about expressing their sexuality, words such as rabbits, diving dolphins, and power bullets are no longer deemed to be referring to animals or weaponry. These are sex toys and when I bought my first vibrator, who knew that AA batteries would be responsible for improving my relationship?

This was many years before adult party plan or the manufacture of sex toys for wholesale became a billion dollar industry. Back in the good old days when sex toys were powered by gasoline powered generators (joke).

Like many women, I was not orgasmic when I had regular sex, but with a lot of good foreplay and a patient partner, plus my AA battery powered toys, practice soon made anything possible.

Enjoying multiple orgasms is within the grasp of every woman, and I know because this is how I am now. Compared to not ever enjoying an orgasm previously, this has made a big difference to my life and sense of fulfilment.

The reason why sex toy protagonists regard these gimmicky toys so highly in terms of relationship matters, is because it is highly frustrating to live a un-orgasmic life. You have a partner bouncing away on top of you who may or may not be aware that the sex is not fulfilling and if you don’t tell him, it will be your fault if you feel dissatisfied or resentful.

Gone are the days when women keep their mouths shut and take it like a man, and men want to know what is happening with their partners sexually. Intimacy is vitally important for a strong and healthy relationship.

Marriages have been saved by something as small as a tube of lube purchased at a sex toy party. Highly regarded organisations such as Voices for Planned Parenthood and other societies which are against sexual suppression, are all for the use of sex toys in a relationship - every relationship.

If you have never been exposed to sex toys before, you have to know that just walking into a sex shop in a sleazy part of town is not an easy thing to do, especially for shy or nervous people.

Adult party plan is so much fun and is a great way to introduce sex toys into your life, they are sold much like Tupperware, and just like Tupperware the new user will see that everyone else uses sex toys too.

Women get together to attend these parties and even some open minded couples host them. The sales lady is trained regarding the products and what they do, and it is actually possible to demonstrate items - which means you get to take them out of the box and have a feel, this is not a Roman orgy.