I love surprises and I love receiving secret Santa’s, but can you imagine my surprise when I received a vibrator in a Secret Santa?
A Secret Santa is the way our office gets together to buy each other gifts, with out knowing who it came from. We set a cap on the cost of between and or thereabouts and everyone chooses a name out of the hat. The rules are that we are not allowed to divulge who we picked, but who in hell got me a vibrator and why?
Sex toys are the thing of the times, women are enjoying their sexuality, and although you can’t get a warm hug from vibrator, you can certainly get a hot flush!
Even though sex toys are great fun and I love my collection, I was much more intrigued by who might have thought I needed one. Or worse yet, who knew I collected them. My sexual proclivities are not something I share with colleagues, not even the girls in the office.
The worst bit was that when we got our gifts at the Christmas do, everyone encourages you to open yours and when I did, I was the only one to receive a vibrator. Some people got CD’s, books, vouchers and the receptionist even got a teddy bear, but no other sex toys, pills, potions, or novelties were evident.
You should have seen the look on my bosses face! Obviously I couldn’t see the look on my own face, but it must have made quite a picture. I am a natural red-head and have the tendency to blush!!
Not wanting to make too big a scene of thing, and despite everyone’s protests of "let me see, let me see", I quickly shoved the offending item back as best I could into its torn wrapping paper, and then into my handbag. By them I had become the centre of attraction.
But the speculation had started and everyone was giggling and whispering, trying to figure out who could have bought this. Trying to diffuse the situation only seemed to make them worse, and they were asking everyone if they had bought it for me, even the peopl! e who hadn’t seen it, so by now everyone knew.
I was the one with reputation for being quiet and even a bit antisocial, and this was why the tongues were wagging so much. But strangely enough this was the next vibrator I had planned to purchase.
It is still a mystery who bought me the sex toy of my dreams as a Secret Santa, but the following year, I had a huge audience when it came to opening gifts time at the Christmas event.
It looked like a DVD and I hoped it wasn’t porn, so I took a deep breath and opened it. This time it was a copy of Constantine, a movie I had always wanted - who knew?? But by now I wasn’t feeling as though I had received a secret Santa, I felt like I was being secretly stalked!
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